Grumpire State Building

I’m Adin now

bapouro:

bapouro:

kids have started to learn how to dance with their hands are you fucking scared?

BREAKTHROUGH!
some recently invented tutting moves the kids at the swimming pool showed me:

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a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

happy-xy:

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Lil Nas X

pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

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they all look a little off but that is NOT Miles what did they do to him who is that?

any of you weirdos have a bluesky code? using twitter scratched a specific disgusting itch in my brain but it’s now more painful to use than it’s worth because elon put rusty nails and razor blades in the content pipe and stopped paying rent

dailyfoodlovers:

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I’m putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that’s right mommy’s gotta go right now mommy’s gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they’re all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

dazeylo:


Caught on camera for the first time in history, this is the extremely-rare Chirodectes Maculatus—a species of spotted box jelly.