I’m Adin now

blm1997:

mechanicalpaw:

garbage-empress:

myscarsaremystars:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

If I was JFK I would have just dodged the bullet

If I was JFK I would have made shooting me illegal

It was illegal to kill in the 1960s as well.

wrong.

If i was JFK i would just die. I dont care. Im messed up

If I was JFK I wouldn’t have ignored Jackie’s fat ass in front of me

dailyflicks:

THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998) dir. Peter Weir

dadsmell:

99% of sieges end right before the city falls. Keep. Encircling.

coughloop:

a pack of 100 Vegas ants all working together to carry one single poker chip to a roulette table, betting it on red, watching it land on black, and each jumping into the nearest cocktail it can reach and drowning itself for the pride of the antill

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

leahesque:

im not getting another social media ever in my life. if tumblr goes down ill just get everyone in the world’s phone number and we can be friends

starwarsblr:

ANDOR
The Eye | 1.06

I bet you think you’re soo special well guess ehat im built like a Portuguese Man-o-War and my tendrils are so so so sexy

masterofthegameblog:

Time for low-poly suffering

peridot-vs-lapis:

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you